Rule the world in your Canada Goose

There was a time when a Canada Goose was a big graceful bird, indigenous to Canada and not always so very clean. Now a Canada Goose is a down-filled status symbol worn in all the best places — like South Bayview — by the winter wear conscious. A Canada Goose is expensive. and so those among you who remain Gooseless may be asking: “Can a Canada Goose be worth it?” Well, if you wish to be seen in the right places in the right coat, it certainly is. Here are the ten top reasons why you should get a Canada Goose.

10. In Yorkville, they’ll let you into Whole Foods.
9. Smart-looking people will talk to you again
8. You can wear it in the evening at Joey.
7. When Premier Dad declares Canada Goose Day, you’ll be ready
6. Stare down your boss
5. Canada Goose gets the speeding ticket, not you
4. Your father will concede you’ve made it
3. Feathers are good for the brain
2. Get the Canada Goose app for your iPhone
1. Re-new your mortgage at prime

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