The Google wonks know how to spin a story their way, alright. The tricycle camera platform (it has nine high speed snappers) that hit Toronto yesterday is a good thing because — because why? It reduces pollution? Sure but that’s incidental. It won’t add to traffic? Nope. Friends, the reason the Google trike is just great is that it can sneak around laneways, patios, parkettes and parrot perches like no four-wheel vehicle can do. It can wheel down Wally Crouter Walkway with ease and probe what’s happening in the parking lot of our Lady of Perpetual Help School. Hey, the world wants to know.
