Many smart remarks will no doubt greet news that Australian billionaire Clive Palmer (right) is going to construct a replica of the Titanic in a Chinese shipyard and put it into commercial service. We’ve noted the first concern to come to mind in the headline above. And honestly, no cruise ship can put to sea without enough lifeboats now. But the possibilities are endless. Does the orchestra know something other than “Closer My God”? Can I book guaranteed arrival? Might we be sure the skipper isn’t related to Captain Smith? (far right) Will Leonardo and Kate be aboard?
