New Acropolis trolling for recruits on Bayview

A fresh wave of posters with tear-off tickets for the rather vague organization known as New Acropolis has hit the utility poles of South Bayview (inset below). This time the appeal is for those so inclined to answer the question: What is your Archetype?  The answer, as provided by New Acropolis, can lead one to a kind of heaven on earth.  Tickets are sold for $25 a pop to a “seminar” and a website makes it sound important:

It is essential to rediscover the profound identity of women and of men through archetypes. Hence, both men and women will be able to embrace their respective strengths, values, and aspirations, in order to build harmony. This seminar is dedicated to the understanding of the feminine and masculine polarities, so as to promote a new art of living together. An activity to free ourselves from misunderstandings and irritants, and to recover our joy and sense of humour!

On South Bayview

New Acropolis appears to be a mostly South American and European body. The hearts of those involved may be in the right place but their simplistic appeal and over-done sense of belonging has gotten them into trouble in the past with government in France and Belgium. Most mature minds will find the New Acropolis appeal roughly like a sad pickup line — “”what’s your sign”” — or someting like that. But those with adolescents whose sense of themselves is not yet fully formed might wish to be aware of this trolling for recruits going on right here on South Bayview.