It’s like the weather forecast called for high levels of nitrous oxide (laughing gas) all week. Carson Daly, 40, is “engaged” to Siri Pinter, 31, his effective spouse and mother of his three children. The gossip journals say he is “finally ready to settle down”. But of course. What expectation would the woman possibly have of a guy after only six years and a barely noteworthy three kids? He’s only 40. (More gas please) But now the cat is out of the bag. Engaged! Wow! Can we call Carson and Siri an “item” do you suppose? Or does that come after another six years. Such a heavy chemical giggle. (This cylinder is vintage!). We hope the two betrothed are as high as the Bulldog on an “I do, I do” dental anaesthesia cloud.