It seems a shame that the lovely-looking young woman shown above should have had to spend the St. Patrick’s Day evening last year at City Hall with a foul-mouthed 44-year-old out-of-shape elected official. According to his paid employees, it was Mayor Rob Ford wandering the corridors of the seat of city government that night taking swigs from a large bottle of vodka. That’s what the police records say. The account was compiled from an interview with a man named Isaac Ransom, who at the time was Mayor Ford’s assistant. What can it all mean? The woman, named Alana, is said to hold the title of Miss Toronto Tourism. Few people could tell you just what this title means. As for the evening at City Hall, all we can say is we are very sorry about Alana’s bad luck.
