Good morning! I’m calling to cancel Wednesday

Here are the top ten reasons for cancelling Wednesday.
1. Wednesday will happen everywhere else anyway
2. They’ve already picked up the garbage
3. I’ll sit here instead of in the car
4. Netflix is working
5. Need to break-in those Christmas slippers
6. Cam Wooley is enough reality
7. Heavy socks are in the laundry
8. I always do what Mayor Ford tells me
9. South Bayview is not South Miami.  And the number 10 reason for cancelling Wednesday:
10. Toronto has issued an Extreme Crap Weather Alert
Tweet your reasons to #cancelwednesday

The downcast-looking young lady may wish she had cancelled Wednesday too. This picture was tweeted by the CBC. At the right, a glimpse of South Bayview Ave. before the afternoon snow got even deeper. Friends at Bonnie Byford Real Estate ducked out of their storefront at 1536 to grab this video snippet.