For those who haven’t been to taxi business school there’s Halo (cabs you see on your phone) and something like Halo called Uber, but it wants to be different. And there’s Beck. Never mind. The story is that for visitors to the North by Northeast Festival going on now in Toronto Uber is offering fresh and tasty poutine on demand to help you enjoy the ride and take pride in Canada. Stay with us. Uber Toronto told Citynews that it was looking for a fun way to help celebrate national pride while providing a service that is closely related to what they do. Okay. Who pays for the dry cleaning?