Have a nice Bitcoin Day if you can find them

Today we have the Canadian Bitcoin Exchange placing “Bitcoin ATMs” around town so you can buy, sell or dream about this largely imaginary money. You can go to the Bitcoin ATM and “buy Bitcoins”. But you have to pay for them in Canadian money, apparently. Uh-huh. Then you can place your Bitcoins in your imaginary Bitcoin “wallet” and at some point trade them for other invisible Bitcoins. Oh, those metal Bitcoins you see on the web are made by a guy in Salt Lake City. His name is Mike Caldwell (inset making Bitcoins). Sure, it’s not the Canadian Mint but Mike’s a nice name. He makes the coins himself. They contain some kind of code or something that certifies they are genuine physical digital bitcoins. Trust Mike. But last year at the big hackers convention in Las Vega, the hackers took those hardly money metal Bitcoins all apart and made them worthless. Have a nice Bitcoin Day everyone.