Now that Toronto Emergency Medical Services has changed its name to Toronto Paramedics Service (TPS) let’s see who else might need a new name with initials that match the Toronto Police Service. We already discussed the TTC, which would be much better at Toronto Passenger Service. You know, it just makes sense. How about Toronto Power Service? Hydro is so 20th Century. Hey, we got a million of them. Toronto Planting Service gets the sense of the Urban Forestry Branch and Toronto People Salvage is really what the Street Outreach program is all about. Toronto Payment Squeeze only tells the truth about tax collection and Toronto Picked-over Sweepings will suitably dignify the labours of sanitation workers, too. Please. City Council. Get busy.
