Woe betide us. Anonymous stalks the land. Having tinkered with the websites of the Ottawa police and, he claims, the Toronto police, Mr. A’s teenage scene-setting envisions him now just scaring the pants off of us all. “Hacker threatens ‘bombshell’ after Ottawa city websites attacked” says the Globe and Mail, trembling at least in print (although maybe laughing like hell in the newsroom at this absurd threat). Mr. A seeks redress for a fellow twerp who likes to call in false alarms. Hundreds of them. We would only say to Mr. A that bombshell or no bombshell he had better have a good take on hacking handcuffs because he’ll be wearing them soon.
