So embarrassing. But it’s what happens when you strap 94 iPhones to your body and try to take them from Hong Kong into China. They cost about 80 percent more on the mainland than in the island territory.This kind of stuff must make the Chinese crazy. Chinese customs officials caught this fellow on Sunday. After finding nothing suspicious in his two plastic shopping bags, officials asked the man to pass through a metal detector — and the alarm went off. Photos released by customs authorities show dozens of neatly shrink-wrapped shiny iPhones strapped around the man’s chest, abdomen, crotch and thighs with duct tape.