Rush hour drivers will be forgiven for their complaints about things that get in the way of a fast commute. Yesterday Mayor John Tory declared complete incineration of out-of-province cars and trucks that block the road. Such non-resident scofflaws are very common, his worship said. Who knew? Hey, Mr. Mayor. do you think it is possible to tow a beaver? (He doesn’t seem too big. But he’s fat and prickly). Anyway, he was the problem in West Vancouver Tuesday morning. The lackadaisical rodent parked himself in the middle of 15th Street at Bellevue Avenue. A short while later cops tweeted an update saying the officers and other pedestrians had done some ‘beaver herding’ and shooed the animal into a nearby park. Police did not release the reason the beaver decided to cross the road. Good one. Why did the beaver cross the road? Because he wood get to eat on the other side. Stop the Bulldog now! Send your reasons why the beaver crossed the road.Why did beaver cross the road? Please read on
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Rush hour drivers will be forgiven for their complaints about things that get in the way of a fast commute. Yesterday Mayor John Tory declared complete incineration of out-of-province cars and trucks that block the road. Such non-resident scofflaws are very common, his worship said. Who knew? Hey, Mr. Mayor. do you think it is possible to tow a beaver? (He doesn’t seem too big. But he’s fat and prickly). Anyway, he was the problem in West Vancouver Tuesday morning. The lackadaisical rodent parked himself in the middle of 15th Street at Bellevue Avenue. A short while later cops tweeted an update saying the officers and other pedestrians had done some ‘beaver herding’ and shooed the animal into a nearby park. Police did not release the reason the beaver decided to cross the road. Good one. Why did the beaver cross the road? Because he wood get to eat on the other side. Stop the Bulldog now! Send your reasons why the beaver crossed the road.