Nut-case Kim triggers bomb because China disses girl band

The exploits of Kim Jong UN-stable get crazier by the day. Now it is said he was prompted to set off (or try to) a Hydrogen Bomb because officials in China dissed his hand-picked girl band. The Chinese are furious but they look like fools for protecting North Korea for so long only to find their creepy nut-case client has turned on them.