There’s seems to be something fishy with the “contest” to name the dreamed-of park under the Gardiner Expressway. This lovely spot would be built in a time yet to come but Waterfront Toronto held a naming contest anyway. The sudden emergence of one of the multiple choices at the last minute has caused concern that the vote was rigged. CBC readers gave a collective snort of derision to the faux crisis as a silly first-world problem. Another reader cited the honest victory of the name Boaty McBoatface for a new British supply ship and suggested Parky McParkface would fix everything. CBC
