Casing houses by night? No, chasing Pokemon in his BMW

There are many reasons to fear for the future of humanity, but this one is real enough. The well-heeled BMW Pokemon hunter is seen from a York Region cop chopper keeping an eye out for break-in artists at 3 a.m. The car sped up and slowed, lurked in driveways and, oh yes, stopped in middle of the road like it had run out of gas. The driver was given a warning. Would that be “go to bed”?