McVatican opens as Rome awaits word of a “Big Francis”

The newly-opened McDonald’s at the Vatican has caused some distress not related to soggy fries. The restaurant, unlike branches of other fast food outlets, is actually in a Vatican building. It isn’t as if the Pope himself collects the rent, but some feel that way. And upstairs are apartments occupied by Cardinals. You can imagine. So far no word on menu changes to accommodate a Big Francis.