It’s a measure maybe of just how witless and desperate thieves can get. Someone robbed the Starbucks at Bayview Ave and Belsize Drive early Monday and got away with very little. To the right, in this local summary, the outdoors author Ernie Jardine has signed copies his book Bird Song: Identification Made Easy at the Don Mills store of Urban Nature. Bird Song is a field guide to the songs of 125 of the more common birds of eastern North America with a practical “system” which allows for the identification of birds, by their songs, right in the field. Centre right, these Coneheads were brightening up the Yonge subway Saturday and were snapped by our sister blog, Yonge and Roxborough News. Centre left, shop local and eat local at Grilltime where Andy Elder’s sumptuous Leaside Burger is ready in a couple of minutes. Then finally, this happy group of Leaside United kids in the church’s “Escape Room” are a sight. Who is the young lady with the windup key?