Locals are mocking the alleged allure of far-flung places to pre-sell condominiums in the huge development at 939 Eglinton East at Brentcliffe Rd. Wilmar Kortleever was observing on Facebook that “New York’s red brick architecture, Tuscany’s picturesque archways and Spain’s cobblestone walkways” did not sound a lot like Leaside. The information is in flyers dropped off at doorsteps in the area for the development newly designated as Upper East Village. As is common in such pre-sells, it is a challenge in the promotional material to winkle out the actual address of the spot that is offered for sale. Location, location, location. If you can find it.