Yosemite Sam, meat pies and she’s hitched to Kim Jong-un

It’s open season on mustachioed John Bolton, the new candidate for US national security advisor, as he is compared to everyone from Yosemite Sam and Captain Crunch. A Jeanne Moos laugh-fest. Then, maybe Ri Sol-ju didn’t have much of a choice in her marriage to Kim Jung-un. But Ri is now a fashion sensation in China since she accompanied Kim to that secret meeting in Beijing. Even little despots can ride the coattails of a pretty wife. Then, the CBC chronicles fears for the future of the Cornish meat pie (or pasty). And finally, truck terrorism protection comes to Toronto as authorities beef up barriers around Rogers Centre.