Oh those Dutch. They are Canada’s best friends from way back but they have some funny ideas. TV personality Emile Ratelband, at left, is taking legal action to lower his age by 20 years in a move he says will push back against age discrimination and boost his dating prospects. Apparently a court has agreed to hear this physical impossibility. Some might call it fibbing. Then at centre, the desperate search for Hania Aguilar has brought a $15,000 reward from the FBI. The North Carolina 13-year-old was taken from her front yard in a brazen abduction as she waited for her mom and dad to drive her to school. At right, Chris Crippen, the former drummer of Hedley, has some ugly things to say about Jacob Hoggard’s conduct with female fans.