OPP public relations sergeant Kerry Schmidt is tweeting Sunday that he has some plates off a Maserati being driven by boy 17 at 150 km/hr in Mississauga. Don’t ask. But the plates were “unlawfully attached” to the Maserati. Police are asking the owner — Mr. Sexy — if he wants the plates back. They must be traceable of course but the effort is good for a smile. An amusing story about off-colour and misbegotten licenses places is here.