Mad Italian will debut the “Pizza Cone”

This Tuesday morning brings one of those things that just makes one’s day. It’s the Hot Cone, a creation of pizza dough with toppings, apparently, filled with Gelato. Hey, why not? Better than that, you will soon be able to get it at the Mad Italian, next door to Homefront. The ZAZZU Hot Cone looks like an ice cream cone but is made of pizza. The product will make its debut at The Baking and Sweets Show this weekend at the International Centre. The Hot Cone is the first of its kind of Toronto and will come in pepperoni, meatball and Margherita flavours. The product is the brainchild of Eli Turkienicz, President of PineMount Food Services.

Black Label Beer and — ah — Bacon Jam

It’s still possible to buy that venerable lager beer known as Black Label. Black Label is part of the fabric of the male culture in Canada, as the above prehistoric television commercial attests But now here comes Loblaws with a whole new line of Black Label food under the President’s Choice umbrella. And while its true that beer is an acquired taste, we can only ponder how long it might take to develop a hankering ‘for Bacon Marmalade. You will be able to tell for yourself in a few weeks as Loblaws rolls out its Black Label gourmet items at its stores, presumably including Moore Ave and Redway Drive.. Read more about Black Label (the food).

Henderson Tour raises $62,000 for Arena

Charlene Kalia, chair of the arena expansion committee reports that the Paul Henderson event on Sunday was huge success. Here is part of her mail: “We raised over 62k not including the SmartCentres top up…” (They committed to matching $25,000 but maybe now they’ll go higher — Ed) “Paul Henderson was amazing with the kids/adults taking pictures and sharing stories. John Parker and Nick Kypreos stopped by. Special thanks to Trembletts Valumart for the BBQ and Mike and Christine Occhipinti for the coffee.”

War Horse puppets on their way to Toronto

This is a typically enchanting look at the lifelike full-size puppets of War Horse. They portray horses drafted into the British army in the 1914 war. The effect created by these puppets, and puppeteers, is extraordinary. They even have the sounds correct. Notice how the crowd responds as if the horse is real. It is said the puppets for the Toronto performances are on their way to the city. War Horse is slated to begin performances with a homegrown cast on Feb. 10, 2012 at the Princess of Wales Theatre. More

Class warfare in the classroom

No doubt the philosophers at Social Planning Toronto mean well when they suggest that affluent parents should no longer be permitted to raise money so the local school can give their kids the best education. This is what the “non-profit” body is suggesting and the Toronto School Board is nibbling at the bait. Schools in South Bayview do quite well at raising money so their pupils can benefit in ways which, perhaps, other children cannot. It is an inequity, for sure. And for Social Planning Toronto, inequity is the enemy. But our society lives in a real world that is full of economic inequities. Inequity is inevitable. The question is not whether there are inequities, but whether those inequities are unconscionable. There is a world of difference between trying to address unfairness and trying to make every school, kid and parent the same. There is no lack of compassion in South Bayview. People here are among the most decent in the City. It is wrong for educators to say that we’re “on dangerous ground” as things stand. If they want dangerous ground, the Utopian notion that donations should be pooled and spread around like taxes is a good place to start. For starters, donations would dry up. Indeed, some of the ideas floated are so outrageous it is hard to take them seriously. But it is safe to say, that if any such foolishness becomes policy, there will be a veritable earthquake among trustees at the next election.

Larry Sinclair retires as head of 53 Division

Superintendent Larry Sinclair is retiring from the Toronto Police Service. Superintendent Sinclair has been the unit commander of 53 division since November 2004. In a farewell letter to residents in the current divisional monthly report, Superintendent Sinclair recalls with pleasure his job helping to police 53 division, which of course includes South Bayview. Here is part of what Superintendent Sinclair has to say: “Today I am proud to count so many of you as my friends. 53 Division is very fortunate to have so many community leaders. Your unselfish generosity in sharing your time and talents is inspiring. The commitment and support you have demonstrated toward the goals of safety, security and quality of life is immeasurable. On behalf of our members, I thank you. I say with certainty there is no Division better served by community members. I am indebted to you all.” Inspector Bruce Johnston has also decided to retire. Staff Inspector Heinz Kuck (formerly 53 Division Community Response Unit Manager and most recently the second in command at 51Division) has been assigned as the new Unit Commander and Inspector Joanna Beaven-Desjardins as the second in command. The full letter

“Calgary space junk” was just plain garbage

Thanks to reader rudy for tipping us to the confirmation that the space junk over Calgary was indeed a hoax. A story in the Vancouver Sun has chapter ansd verse on the phony story which originated with some joker calling himself “Reporter Cal Phillips.” And once again the popular signalling system Twitter was used to get the tale out there before it could be checked. The Sun called it a “scene reminiscent of Orson Welles’ famous War of the Worlds broadcast, an Internet hoax early Saturday had a NASA satellite the size of a bus crashing to Earth on a farm near Okotoks.”

Wingsuit man threads needle in China

The far flung reporters and videographers of the Telegraph newspaper in London have this week witnessed a frightening feat by American Wingsuit flier Jeb Corliss as he flew through a narrow opening in Tianmen Mountain near Zhangjiajie, Hunan province. According to Wikipedia, wingsuit flying is the sport of flying the human body through the air using a special jumpsuit, called a wingsuit, which adds surface area to the human body to enable a significant increase in lift. Modern wingsuit designs create the surface area with fabric between the legs and under the arms. A wingsuit may be referred to as a birdman suit or flying squirrel suit.A wingsuit flight ends with a parachute opening, so a wingsuit can be flown from any point that provides sufficient altitude to glide through the air, such as skydiving aircraft or BASE jumping exit points, and to allow a parachute to deploy.The wingsuit flier wears parachute equipment designed for skydiving or BASE jumping. The flier deploys the parachute at a planned altitude and unzips the arm wings, if necessary, so they can reach up to the control toggles and fly to a normal parachute landing.

Liberals cancel electric generation plant

The Liberal Government at Queen’s Park has announced that it will halt construction on the natural gas electric generation plant in Mississuaga. The news was delivered by the local candidate and is clearly related to the tight contest between the Liberals and the Progressive Conservatives for Toronto area seats. A poll apparently shows the two parties in a dead heat for support as the Thursday, October 6, 2011 General Election looms. Those concerned about whether we’re going to be able to keep the lights on in Ontario may take some solace in the knowledge that such proclamations are not always set in stone, so to speak.