You can’t do wrong doing good

The CBS billboard at the east end of the Sunnybrook Plaza has an intriguing customer in the form of People for Good.ca. There’s a catchy slogan too: Let’s Make Man Kind. It’s the creation of two men, Mark Sherman, Executive Chair of Media Experts, a media strategy and negotiation company and Zak Mroueh, President & Creative Director of Zulu Alpha Kilo. What’s it all mean? On the website people are urged to put aside their “hectic lives” and do something nice. Some suggestions:
1.Mow your neighbor’s lawn
2. Instead of an email, send a handwritten note.
3. Call your mother
4. Bring home flowers.
5. Make cookies for your neighbours
6. Do a chore, even if it’s not your turn.
7. Give up the remote
8. Make breakfast for the household
9. Go say hello to your neighbour.
This campaign appears to be quite large and well funded. From what’s been published and broadcast however, the media seems to have yawned. Well we wish to get in there with some things that you can do to make the world a little better. Here’s our list.
1. Jog around cars not into them
2 Swear off mugging kids for their phones
3 Serve fresh coffee, not yesterday’s
4. Smile when you steal a hotel towel
5. Make brownies for everybody at petty theft court
6. Wave and say hello when you rear end someone
7. Keep your political opinions to yourself
8. Water your neighbor’s cactus
9. Buy a gift for a cabbie
10. When text-walking, whistle to warn others