Hilarious video here of a runaway horse galloping into a bar in Chantilly, France. Then it gallops back out. Punch line? None, except the wallop in those hooves. No one was hurt and later they were telling horse jokes. You know, a guy comes into a bar and moans that he can’t tell his horses apart. The bartender says he should measure their height to see if one is taller than the other. The excited guy comes back next day and says it worked. “The white one is taller than the black.”