Of flatbread, old fish and Walmart street cleaners
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| George Stroumboulopoulos |
Maybe George Stroumboulopoulos always knew that his American debut would look like flat bread at a French Pastry contest. His somber demeanor seems no darker today than it has ever done, but if he had known that his CNN eponymous program would garner so few viewers, he might have called it something else. Eponymous means it was named after him. Eponymous is a useless word. Or take Andrea Horwath. Really. She thinks it is good to support the Liberal government so that “we can get the bottom of this scandal.” Earth to Andrea: We are at the bottom of the scandal. We know what they did. When a government smells like old fish you throw it out. You don’t dine on the fish. Or you can go to Kensington Market where there really are old fish. Mostly they are in the gutter but it still smells like Queen’s Park Crescent. Walmart wants to open a store there but the push is on to keep them out. Are you sure about that guys? What if Walmart promises to start a street cleaning division and scrub Kensingston Market pavement and sidewalks freshy fresh every morning? There’s still time.
Trudeau to return speech fees where he bombed
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Rupert Murdoch and Wendi Deng to quietly split
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One of the most famous December-May marriages in recent times has apparently come to an end. The 14-year match-up of media magnate Rupert Murdoch and his elegant young wife Wendi Deng will be ended quietly in New York’s no-fault divorce court with few details it seems from either side. For its prospects, Mr. Murdoch’s third marriage has lasted longer than most such unions and seemed to reveal a meeting of mature minds between the partners. Ms Deng’s casual introduction to Murdoch on an aircraft has been the stuff of dreams for many women of her modest background. Whether they happened to sit together by design or accident it is said that Ms. Deng charmed her older seat mate sufficiently during the flight that he was genuinely smitten when the plane landed. For her part, Wendi Deng adapted well to the privileged life of her tycoon husband, giving him two daughters and conducting herself with decorum. Chicago Tribune
Driverless car eliminates nut behind the wheel
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Ron Sloan racquet shop closed on South Bayview
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Ron Sloan’s Racquet Specialist Shop at 1491 Bayview has closed. Neighbors say the store has been vacant for about ten days and now there are signs up that the little premises where the firm has done business is for lease. It is certainly a notable passing. The sign suggests Ron Sloan has been at this location since 1975. There is no sign indicating where the business might be going. In 2009 Blog TO said “Ron Sloan goes baseline to baseline, er, with the Merchant of Tennis for tennis store supremacy in the South Bayview-Mt. Pleasant corridor. In addition to tennis gear, there’s also a good selection of squash stuff here.” It is to the point because Merchant of Tennis has a smart looking operation and local tennis players are not shy about critiquing the service they get. Big party was great say Sal and Dom Badali
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Bulldog Coffee closes shop at 55 Eglinton E.
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Bulldog Coffee at 55 Eglinton Ave. E. is now closed.
Oh dear! Are men to blame for menopause?
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| Charles Darwin |
Oh dear. Now it appears, according to busy fertility researchers at McMaster University that “men are to blame” for menopause occurring when it does because in their older years they prefer younger women to older ones. The idea seems to be that older women just give up and will their fertility to shut down. British researchers have called this odd view a load of codswhallop. Menopause, they say, is something that evolved through millions of years of very short life spans when women in their 30s did not live long enough to look after their later-born offspring. Happily they could assist in the care of children of younger women. The British experts insist that a man’s preference for younger women is a classic example of Darwin’s theory that those who are able to survive (the fittest) are the ones who in fact survive. Darwin had no time for the popular fear of “dirty old men”. There’s no way of knowing but he may have been one, purely in the scientific sense of course. BBC







